I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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