it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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