doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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