My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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