Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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