Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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