I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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