Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
wow bdsm is so cute
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