Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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