we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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