Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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