Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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