An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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