I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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