Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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