Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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