his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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