i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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