i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm having to shit out rocks
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