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Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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