okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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