is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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