I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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