Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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