you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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