im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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