Porn is love you can see.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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