it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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