It's Friday. Sex?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My cat gives me a boner
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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