I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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