Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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