If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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