so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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