I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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