She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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