dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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