I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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