Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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