And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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