You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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