He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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