Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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