you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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