I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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