Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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