Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.