dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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