oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.