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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Don't forget I'm 20 now

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  I liked you more when you were 19

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• (813): View more from Florida

  They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it

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  So thats why that cop beat my ass?

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  Probably

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.

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• (510): View more from California

  This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.

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  At least he's honest about how long he'll last.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.

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