Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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