OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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