She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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