i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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