How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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