Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.