It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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