and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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