I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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